My son is a cub scout and part of scouting is singing.  A popular song is Mountain Dew.  It is a really catchy song with various verses.  What verses have you heard? 

Yes I can google it but there are many made up unofficial verses that are more current with the times. 

Chourus
They call it that good Ole' Mountain Dew
And men that refuse it are few
I'll hush up my mug if you fill up my jug of that Good Ole' Mountain Dew

Verses
Not far from here there's an old holler tree
where you lay down a dollar or two....or three
You go round the bend and you come back again
There will be a jug of that Good Ole' Mountain Dew

My Uncle Mort is really short
He stands about four foot two...or three
He feels like a giant when you fill up his pint with some of that GOMD