hope this isn't too risque, but it reminds me of "If the (house) PUP is a rockin, don't bother knockin", Stevie Ray Vaughan's version in particular (though maybe that's a bit too much rock and not enough country for some; his accent makes me think of country). Anyway, the topic/song made me think of a popular thread here, though in that case, "don't bother, come on in" might be the wrong thing to do!

Some of the tow set ups I have seen could be summed up by a few songs.. Help! (by the Beatles), Crumblin' Down (John Melencamp) and even Blaze of Glory (Bon Jovi)...
""Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When the walls
Come crumblin', crumblin'
When the walls
Come tumblin', tumblin'
Down
I wake up in the mornin'
And I raise my weary head
I'm goin' down in a blaze of glory
(Down)
Take me now but know the truth
I'm goin' down in a blaze of glory
(Down)
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