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July 13, 2011 - 9:36 am
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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER .....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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July 14, 2011 - 6:01 pm
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Hmmmmmmmm

Matt O 2006 Skyline Nomad 27' travel trailer.  Previously owned 1986 Coleman Columbia / 1992 Coleman Senecca / 1989 Born Free Class C RV.

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July 14, 2011 - 6:23 pm
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lol

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July 16, 2011 - 8:06 am
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good stuff ;D

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October 16, 2011 - 9:38 pm
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Great ideas!

Here's one from my house (though pretty lame compared to the other examples):

Why is it that nobody will touch a $20 bill left on the counter/dining room table, but a 20-cent unattended pen (or pencil) will mysteriously disappear within 2 minutes?

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October 17, 2011 - 11:48 am
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Why do you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

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October 17, 2011 - 1:47 pm
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Why do we come back from spending money shopping and talk about how much we saved?  No, we SPENT!

Why do restaurants hire people whose purpose it is to deliver food quickly and call them waiters?

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