[size=14pt]An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts
of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.                       
                                 
When the priest slid open the panel in the
confessional, The man     
said: 'Father...During World War II, a
beautiful Jewish woman from our   
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked
me to hide her   
from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'

The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing
you did, and you have no
need to confess that.'                                           
                                 
'There is more to tell, Father...She started
to repay me with       
sexual favors. This happened several times a week,
and sometimes twice     
on Sundays.'                                                                                                 
The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and
by doing what you     
did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but
two people under those   
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of
the flesh.       
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions,
you are indeed forgiven.'     
                                                                         
'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off
my mind. I do have     
one more question.'
                                                                                                       
'And what is that, my son?' asked the priest. 
                                                                                                     
'Should I tell her the war is
over?''                                [/size]

Note: not a true story and hope I haven't offended anyone.