I'm a good driver.

Dustin Hoffman.... Rain Man

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"Ack.  Ack, ack, ack"

Drawing a large circle in the air: "The international sign of the donut."

Mars Attacks.  That movie cracks me up.

You call that a knife?  That isn't a knife, this is a knife....Crocodile Dundee. 

That's what happens when my paid job takes precedence over my camping... 😉

From The Deer Hunter:

Army Doctor: Chevotarevich, is that a Russian name?
Nick: No, it's an American name.

I grew up during the latter part of the Cold War with a Slavic surname and heritage (Ukrainian).  My father honored his draft notice to serve in Vietnam and his father before him (first-generation American) volunteered to serve in WW2 (wound up on an infantry team in Northern Italy).  This quote is especially poignant for me, as it often made my family upset to be mistaken for the nationality that oppressed our native nation (Ukraine) and was the enemy of the America that we had committed to assimilate into, love, and serve.

Clint Eastwood in Pale Rider " there's nothing like a good piece of hickory..."

And now for the weather, we'll have to go all the way to Washington and Walter Cronkite, Walter what's the weather like? I just want begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt- What it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather outside today is hot and sh**** with continued hot and sh**** in the afternoon, tomorrow chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically it's hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rot.

Robin Williams- Good Morning Vietnam

"How may I help you?"

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

"Badges, We don't need no stinkin bages"

Blazing Saddles

Badgers?!  We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
Raul's Wild Kingdom from UHF (1989)  🙂

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"

Taxi Driver