Friend sent me this and thought you PA folks may enjoy. If already made the rounds, sorry but thought it was cute and since there are a lot of PA folks on CC (sorry its so long).
Obviously attributed to Jeff Foxworthy:
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pennsylvanians.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Harrisburg for the weekend, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your Pennsylvania friends and others can see, you definitely do live - or have lived - in Pennsylvania.
Forget Rednecks... Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you've switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New
England.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your New England friends, you live in New England.
Dunkin Donuts one is not on the PA list...
Here are a couple more Jeff Foxworthy on New England!
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, you might live in New England.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each
year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and
Boston gets more snow than any other major city in the U.S., you might
live in New England.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year,
you might live in New England.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in New England.
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