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A non-stop tale of a camping adventure......
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March 29, 2013 - 3:05 pm
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So there I was popping my p'up at a new campground when I looked at the site next to me and low and behold it was MtnKube!  He was sitting at his campfire with a giant fork grilling a.........

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March 29, 2013 - 3:15 pm
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... turkey leg and drinking a cold beer.  Suddenly, we heard a lot of noise in the woods behind us and there was a...

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March 29, 2013 - 3:38 pm
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CG volunteer wearing a gorilla suit and waving a ...

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March 29, 2013 - 5:07 pm
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Full engulfed, flaming marshmallow on a stick, being chased by ......

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March 29, 2013 - 6:06 pm
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...a one legged turkey.  And BOY was it mad!!!  We all ran like mice and crowded into JoeCamper's TV and shouted "Quick, Joe!  Take us to ________ to get some ________........

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March 29, 2013 - 6:49 pm
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BassPro to Get us some Turkey friers and oil!  That one legged turkey ......

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March 29, 2013 - 9:17 pm
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is gonna be fried like the bacon that we'll wrap around....

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March 29, 2013 - 9:22 pm
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the base of the Martini glasses we are tipping while at the fire....as we toasted the group, the bacon on the martini glass caused them to slip out of my hand and caused........

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March 29, 2013 - 9:26 pm
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the campfire to flare up from the bacon grease and gin.  The ensuing bonfire was seen by.......

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March 29, 2013 - 10:03 pm
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By Fire Captain Jim who went to the ground laughing and rolling :lmao: Wondering.......

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March 29, 2013 - 10:13 pm
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wondering if his space alien Overlords saw the fire and were preparing to come and take over the Earth.  Meanwhile, on the other side of the campground, an attractive, lone woman also saw the flare of the fire from the window of her camper.  Taking off her glasses, she....

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March 29, 2013 - 10:42 pm
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said "Gee Whillikers, I smell bacon"  She sipped on a robe and in a daze, followed that intoxicating smoky aroma, when suddenly out of nowhere.....

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March 30, 2013 - 8:02 am
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..... she got an overwhelming urge to wear her new Darth Vader outfit over to the fray.  She sauntered up beside Fire Captain Jim and in true breathy Darth Vader style she said, "Jim......

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March 30, 2013 - 8:33 am
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"Bring your hose, Chef Pete :chef: is cookin one legged turkey and bacon and it's a flare-in up, once we get the fire out we can"...

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March 30, 2013 - 9:10 am
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Go down to the creek and wash your turn out gear.  Then, if you will whisper in my ear the secret about them night light pup lights, I will....

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March 30, 2013 - 10:26 am
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be forever grateful and I will bring you a ___

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March 30, 2013 - 3:42 pm
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cold frosty beer and a plate of freshly fried turkey. Which she did, but before desert could be served........

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March 30, 2013 - 4:07 pm
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...she saw him fall over writhing in pain from the oil in the turkey leg, so she ...

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March 30, 2013 - 5:28 pm
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Called Steve A and asked, "Chef, what're the chances of salmonella developing in a campground?" He said, "__________________

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March 30, 2013 - 9:23 pm
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"The chances are very low, the only way you would get salmonella at the campgrounds would be if you ate a one-legged turkey, and who in his right mind would do that?" 😮 So they jumped on the four wheeler and ...

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