MatthewinGA said, "If mom'ma ain't happy ain't nobody gonna be happy in that house!"
As the Mom'ma-In-Charge in both our stationary and portable (PUP) homes, I totally agree with that statement.
However, there are certain other concessions that folks can make to keep Mom'ma happy, such as cleaning up after themselves... 😉
One night, a wife and husband were in bed watching Who Wants To Be a Millionare on TV, the husband asks the wife, "Do you want to full around?" The wife reply's, "No.". Then the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife does not even reply. So the husband says, "Then I would like to phone a friend."
...and that's how the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the argument started...
2003 GMC Yukon SLE
2002 Fleetwood Terry Lite 25j
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway. And that's how the argument started...
2003 GMC Yukon SLE
2002 Fleetwood Terry Lite 25j
True story. My great aunt and uncle celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary recently. They are absolutely the cutest couple I have ever met. They have an ability to joke around with each other and not get mad that is beyond most people. While at the anniversary dinner they decided to share words of wisdom to the younger generations that were present. They always try to help and direct us all. They decided to speak one at a time this time, which was different. As my Aunt finished up she said "sixty years married to one man, that's a long time. I didn't think we would be married this long". As my Uncle, being his jovial self, finished he said "crap yes that is a long time, I didn't figure she would live this long"!
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